Diary of a Lousy Housewife: Post-Pregnancy Grocery Shopping List

For my Mom or whoever wants to help us with grocery shopping after baby!

TRADER JOE'S
(List is ordered by location of the store, from Left to Right, for your convenience!)

Snack Bar Aisle:

2-5 Nut Bars (KIND Peanut Butter & Chocolate AND/OR Think Thin Protein-Peanut Butter)

Back Wall (left):

Sliced Cheddar Cheese
Eggs (Organic)
Milk (prefer organic)

Sauce/Spices/Pasta Aisle:

Sweet Chili Sauce
1 can of Organic Spaghetti O's
1 "Trader Ming's" Pad Thai
1 "Trader Ming's" Kung Pao
2 boxes of Organic Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper Soup

Chip/Snack Aisle:

White Cheddar Popcorn
Uncured Bacon Jerky (Sweet Sriracha)
Pita chips

Frozen Aisle:

Pizza Margarita
4-pack of small Pepperoni Pizzas
Chicken "Drummettes" Nuggets
2 bags of Frozen Broccoli (prefer non-organic here, if they have them)

Nut/Coffee/Cereal Aisle:

Nuts/Trek Mix (MUST BE: Simply Almonds, Cashew, and Chocolate)
Frosted Maple & Brown Sugar Mini Wheats Cereal

Back Wall (Meat Section):

Cheese Tortellini (refrigerated)
Hummus
"Just Chicken" or any similar pre-cooked chicken (Check date, good for 6+ days)
Sliced Turkey (Check date, make sure it's good for a few weeks)
Bacon

Bread Aisle:

Peanut Butter with salt
Rye bread

Fresh Produce we like (No need to buy all, just whatever looks good):

Organic Tomatoes
Avocado (just one)
Organic Carrots
Fuji Apples
Strawberries (must be organic)
Blueberries (must be organic)
Raspberries (must be organic)
Pomegranate Seeds
Peaches--Whatever is in season and looks good!